My Name is Dummy

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It wasn’t good enough that your parents put it on your birth certificate, you had to go and make it official, dummy.

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Lazytown

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Get some black eye liner, a stepdad that hates you and pop a cap in your own ass, because the cast of the Lazytown is more gangsta than this, dummy.

Dark Nerds

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If the internet is more interesting to you and the other level 3 wizards than beer and a real live girl then you deserve an inevitable life of celibacy, dummy.

Ass Pirate

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It’s going to take more than a popped collar and a ball sling over the eye to turn you into a pirate, dummy.

Ginger

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Smile dummy, this is the closest you and that ginger face-merkin will ever get to a chick’s ass.

Wonder Dummy

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I’m pretty sure Wonder Woman never tied up bad guys with a tangled up wad of the shit my mom uses to tie the curtains back, dummy.

Faux-too

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When you and your hostage are done touching up your nipple stars, take that sharpie and jam it in your ear, dummy.

Lady Boy

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I can see your taint, dummy and I still can’t tell if you sit or stand.  

Chuck Morris

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The only thing you’re a black belt in is bad tattoos, dummy.

Pre-stache

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You aren’t going to be an internet dating sensation with Batman crap all over your wall, dummy.