cakke

philumen 55

cakke — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:05:57 +0000

Phillumeny (also known as
phillumenism) is the hobby of
collecting different match-related
items including matchboxes,
matchbox labels, matchbooks,
matchcovers, matchsafes, etc.
After sorting through thousands
of local, vintage match covers,
55 unique, local matchcovers
were finally selected for their
intrinsic qualtiy and nostalgic
value then arranged graphically
to comprise phillumen 55.

Just like Parsley…

cakke — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:47:21 +0000

Cakke.com blooms once every 2 years…

Blotto Jaffa

cakke — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:24:07 +0000

You might consider serving something a little stronger than light beer if you’re going to stand there, dummy.

Bubble Gut

cakke — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:06:17 +0000

Drink Pabst until your blind, dummy, that party trick next to you will never resemble the piece of ass on your band tee.

Postman Pat

cakke — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:57:04 +0000

It’s not going to get any lighter if you keep carrying it around, dummy.

Perry Como

cakke — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:26:46 +0000

Throwing a fit and holding your breath in front of mommy and daddy’s door until you turn red doesn’t work when your 30, dummy.

Two Thirty

cakke — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:02:27 +0000

I don’t care if it will fit, no one wants to see you do it, dummy.

Pot and Pan

cakke — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:20:50 +0000

If you are so old that you hike your pants up past your tits, then at least put your mailbox someplace you can reach it, dummy.

My Name is Dummy

cakke — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:12:24 +0000

It wasn’t good enough that your parents put it on your birth certificate, you had to go and make it official, dummy.

Lazytown

cakke — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:21:16 +0000

Get some black eye liner, a stepdad that hates you and pop a cap in your own ass, because the cast of the Lazytown is more gangsta than this, dummy.